Lush Cosmetics Wants to Help You Get Laid This Valentine's Day

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There's eggplant, and then there's the eggplant emoji, which any professional sexter knows has nothing to do with nightshades. This Valentine's Day, Lush Cosmetics is on a mission to help you up the ante on your flirt game by turning the horniest emojis into bath bombs.

"We're going into 2019 with big 🍆 energy," Lush Cosmetics captioned a photo of eggplant-shaped bath bombs in a basket, just one of the products featured in the brand's upcoming Valentine's Day collection.

"Just the tip…fizzes a little faster than the rest," the brand explained in a press release. The eggplant bath bomb is formulated with bergamot and... ho wood and of course, fresh eggplant. If the peach emoji is more your jam or the peach scene from Call Me By Your Name can't seem to escape your brain (you know the scene), Lush Cosmetics brought the peach emoji to life, which is infused with real peach juice and "equipped with all the right curves to leave you saying Elio Elio Elio Elio."

Peachy Bath Bomb

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You can ensure your skin is smooth to the touch with the Strawberry Whip Soap, pucker up for a Valentine's Day smooch after gently lathering the Eve’s Cherry Lip Scrub on your lips or even pop an Adam’s Apple Mouthwash Tab in your mouth.

Strawberry Whip Soap

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Big Banana Massage Bar

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The collection also transforms the banana emoji into a silky smooth massage bar that combines fragrant Brazilian orange oil, cocoa and shea butter, fresh bananas and clove bud oil that melts into your han...let's just say there's a lot going on in this collection, which goes live online on January 7 and in-store on January 11.

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