My results! Courtesy Fine, you caught me—I don't drink enough water. Instead, I consume copious amounts of black coffee, salt, and alcohol, then slap a sheet mask on once a week and call it "wellness." It's a great strategy as far as attaining peak fake health goes, but the reality is that I often feel puffy from retaining water (thank you, Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips). I was feeling particularly bloated when I returned from Christmas vacation to my hometown earlier this year, and I had a trip to Miami coming up with my new boyfriend who, at the time, had only ever seen me in Spanx leggings and oversized sweaters. When I started seeing models/celebrities like Hailey Baldwin , Elsa Hosk, Kelsey Merritt , and Shay Mitchell all posting about the exact same treatment to reduce water weight—a "lymphatic drainage massage" from a woman named Flavia Lanini —I knew I had to track down this woman's magical hands before my vacation. Since Lani